After being caught with locket of hair in mask, White House confirms Biden’s sniffing addiction
(CNN) The White House today has confirmed President* Joe Biden’s hair sniffing addiction after he was caught with a locket of an unknown person’s hair taped inside his face mask, Patriots.win is reporting.
As we’ve reported, Biden has been caught in some compromising positions due to his addiction, including being stuck to the Gorilla Glue lady’s hair and him having to come out as a ‘keratinsexual’.
“Well, we know his crack-addict son Hunter gets it honestly,” political analyst Sam Eagle said. “Of all the things that he could be sniffing, a little hair isn’t so bad.”
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said that Biden is currently enrolled in a support group for the condition.
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