Biden adopts embattled Sen. Menendez after bribery indictment: ‘He’s like a son I never had’
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, President* Joe Biden has announced his decision to adopt...
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BREAKING: Hurricane Monica blows through DC as Hurricane Hilary peters out in California
In a bizarre twist of meteorological fate, the nation has been treated to an unusual double feature – Hurricane Monica...
BREAKING: IRS changes its name to the IRSS
WASHINGTON, DC—To better align with the new fascist tyranny in charge of the US government, the Internal Revenue System (IRS)...
Are Hybrid Resume Formats Effective? Examples and Insights
For recent graduates and professionals who want to change careers, the hybrid format gives them a chance to emphasize their...
EXCLUSIVE: Security tapes show AOC doing lines of cocaine in White House library
WASHINGTON, DC—Genesius Times have obtained security video tapes from the White House showing that the alleged cocaine left in the...
Where to Find a Copy of Your Credit Report
The task of finding a copy of your credit report may seem daunting, especially if it's your first time. But...
BREAKING: Hateful DeSantis bans classic children’s books ‘Whore & Peace’ ‘Charlotte’s Web Cam’ and ‘Moby’s Dick’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDORsMe00k TALLAHASSEE—In a shocking move that has left literary enthusiasts scratching their heads, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a...
How To Catfish People with Your Own Face Using These 3 Beauty Hacks
It’s no secret that women spend much more time, effort, and money on their appearance than men do. In-between lash...
New Disney ride instantly transitions all riders to another gender
Warning: Disney is not responsible if the ride causes nausea, vomiting or the appearance of Donald Trump Jr. when the...
Disney working on more inclusive Little Mermaid sequel: ‘Big Mermaid’
As much as audiences loved Halle Bailey performance, a lot was still left to be desired. The sight of a...
