BREAKING: Republican Mike Johnson early favorite to win “Democrat of the Year” for 2024
In an unexpected twist, Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is being hailed as the early frontrunner for the...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
Oprah Winfrey hosts Harvey Wienstein reunion party in support of Kamala Harris
HOLLYWOOD HILLS — Oprah Winfrey, queen of daytime television and undisputed gatekeeper of celebrity culture, has outdone herself once again...
BREAKING: National touring company has canceled upcoming ‘Cats’ performance in Springfield, Ohio
SPRINGFIELD, OH—In an unprecedented move, the National Touring Company of Cats has canceled its much-anticipated performance in Springfield, Ohio, citing...
BREAKING: Cheney starts ‘Dicks for Harris’ group
former Vice President and celebrated Halliburton mascot, Dick Cheney, has launched a new political action group called "Dicks for Harris,"...
4D CHESS: Donald Trump crosses the Southern border illegally, out foxing Jack Smith, receiving full immunity
EL PASO—In a move, many are calling 4d chess, Donald Trump has out foxed prosecutor Jack Smith yet again by...
Kamala Harris, in a completely original move, descends escalator to announce bold and original policy to build a border wall
Washington, D.C. – In what is being hailed as a groundbreaking moment in American politics, Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled...
Kamala Harris unveils bold new makeover
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has shocked political insiders and fashion critics alike, Vice President Kamala Harris has...
BREAKING: The DNC dyes Chicago River red to celebrate abortion
CHICAGO, IL — In a bold and controversial move, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) dyed the Chicago River red today...
New Kamala Harris Campaign Poster
If you don't love these posters, you are a misogynist bigot!
BREAKING: Imane Khelif’s next opponent Michaela Tyson has been flown in by Team USA to the Paris Olympics
PARIS — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of boxing, Team USA has flown in an...
