BREAKING: Trump says he won’t leave White House because of ban on evictions
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump issued a statement saying that he won't leave the White House next week when his term ends...
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AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21...
BREAKING: Biden promises jail time for everyone who voted for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has issued a statement declaring everyone who voted for Trump a "domestic terrorist" and promising jail...
BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team
NEW YORK--Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The...
Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...
BREAKING: Pelosi threatens to revoke Trump’s Jelly of the Month Subscription
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to take away President Donald Trump's Jelly of the Month Subscription...
Mike Pence only gets 1 piece of silver for his betrayal
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence was disappointed that he only got one piece of silver for his betrayal of President...
VIDEO: Congress after the storming of the Capitol
This is an insider view of several members of Congress after the storming of the US Capitol by patriots and...
BREAKING: Congress asks protesters to obey the law so Congress can get back to breaking the law
WASHINGTON, DC—Members of Congress have pleaded with the protesters at the US Capitol to obey the rule of law so...
BREAKING: Protesting is bad again
(CNN) After months of protests by Antifa and Black Lives Matter supported by mainstream media and by government officials, protesting...
