Ocasio-Cortez agrees to wear glasses to prove she’s intelligent
“Everyone who wears glasses is smart,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview, “so these are
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Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s minority status, there has been plenty
Several college students hospitalized after intense virtue signalling
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients injured by a new condition,
Pope Francis has declared Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving a mortal sin
In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared
Ocasio-Cortez announces bill to make electoral college tuition-free
The new face of the Democrat party and the youngest person ever elected to the
Democrat volunteers ensure deceased voters get “I voted” stickers too
Democrat volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their “I voted”
Americans devastated entire country doesn’t hold their exact same political beliefs
All across the country, millions of Americans are waking up to the realization that not
Registrar says votes don’t count until you post an image of your “I voted” sticker on social media
Disenfranchisement of voters has been a controversial topic since Jim Crow—that bastard—tried to keep people
Local Life Teen music director to replace guitars with chainsaws
In a bold effort to make the liturgy more “modern” and culturally relevant, the music
Activist: Trump should “abort” caravan before it reaches border
Tensions are rising as the caravan of undocumented Central American nationals make their way to
