Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Gov. Newsom named U-Haul’s #1 salesman of 2021

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2022 0

SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Newsom has been named U-Haul’s number...

BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ in Kazakhstan insurrection

Exavier Saskagoochie January 5, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC--Almost a year after the War of January 6th to the date, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a...

Pope Francis now requiring ‘booster baptisms’ for Catholics to be considered fully baptized

Exavier Saskagoochie January 5, 2022 1

VATICAN—Pope Francis has proclaimed that all Catholics worldwide will now need a booster baptism to be considered fully baptized. "We...

Judge approves ‘booster shot’ for Ghislaine Maxwell

Exavier Saskagoochie January 4, 2022 0

NEW YORK—Healthcare is very important, especially for prison inmates with a lot of information on important people. That's why a...

VIDEO: How liberal mayors run their cities

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2022 0

You will love this MasterClass in running cities. If you don't, you're probably a racist. The mayors of the nation's...

BREAKING: Liz Cheney says Trump hid all the donuts from her on January 6th

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The House committee investigating the War of January 6th has "interviewed more than 300 witnesses, collected tens of thousands...

AOC launches dating app for Republicans who can’t date her

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2022 0

US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) launched a firestorm after pictures were released showing her maskless in Miami as New York endured...