CNN: Ruth Bader Ginsburg enjoying fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife
(CNN) Ruth Bader Ginsburg, champion of abortion rights who died on Friday is enjoying a fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife,...
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Puppet strings visible during Biden’s CNN townhall
SCRANTON, PA—Puppet strings were clearly visible holding Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden up during a softball townhall hosted by CNN....
Bidet 2020: When Crazy People Took All the Toilet Paper
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Omar: ‘Trump’s peace deal is racist against terrorists’
MINNEAPOLIS—Not everyone is happy about Trump's advancement of peace relations between Israel and her Arab neighbors. US Representative Ilhan Omar...
CNN: Trump recklessly brings Middle East to brink of peace
(CNN) US President Donald Trump has recklessly brought the Middle East to the brink of peace as United Arab Emirates...
Biden security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
MIAMI—After promising to outlaw assault weapons if elected, presidential nominee Joe Biden is putting his money where his mouth is,...
Netflix corrects problematic ‘Cuties’ by putting Joe Biden in every scene
LOS GATOS, CA—Amid widespread backlash over the provocative film 'Cuties', Netflix has apologized and corrected the problematic content by putting...
Satan buys summer home in California after Newsom makes it just right for him
LOS ANGELES--The fallen angel Lucifer, also known as Satan, has purchased a summer home in California after Governor Gavin Newsom...
Biden: ‘If you’ve never smoked crack, you’re racist’
WILMINGTON—In a new interview with radio show host Charlamagne tha God, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden stated bluntly, "If you've...
Georgia to open Uyghur concentration camp to lure Disney back to state
ATLANTA—Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has announced a brand new concentration camp for ethnic Uyghurs in an effort to lure the...
