Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Facebook, Twitter fact-checkers halt vicious lies that Hunter Biden is related to Joe Biden

Exavier Saskagoochie August 13, 2021 0

US—Earlier this week video was released of Hunter Biden naked with a hooker complaining about Russians stealing his laptop for...

Millions of returning college students excited to learn what to be offended by

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2021 0

US—Millions of Gen Z college students are preparing to return to campuses across the country and learn what to be...

Schwarzenegger stars in new film as cyborg sent back to kill off humanity with mass vaccination program

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2021 0

HOLLYWOOD—Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on the big screen this summer, staring in a new Terminator film called The...

Gen Z now demanding participation trophies for not participating

Exavier Saskagoochie August 11, 2021 0

Washington, D.C. is on the verge of becoming the first major U.S. city to give Gen Z a participation trophy...

Biden appoints Cuomo Gender Equality Czar citing his experience with ‘lots of women’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 10, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Just minutes after former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned over accusations of sexual harassment, US President* Joe Biden...

Local leftist swaps ‘I punch Nazis’ bumper sticker with ‘Show me your papers!’ sticker

Exavier Saskagoochie August 9, 2021 0

US—A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his ‘I Punch Nazi's’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Show me...

CNN: All 600 relatives at Obama birthday bash wore invisible face masks

Exavier Saskagoochie August 7, 2021 0

MARTHA'S VINEYARD--Former President Barack Obama assured the public that all 600 of his close family and friends wore invisible face...

BREAKING: California decriminalizes rapes lasting under 1 minute

Exavier Saskagoochie August 6, 2021 0

SACRAMENTO, CA—Citing justice based on California's decriminalization of theft under $1000, Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally decriminalized rapes lasting less...