Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Bruce Springsteen releases ‘Born in the Somali-A’ in tribute of the financially savvy immigrants

Exavier Saskagoochie January 31, 2026 0

In a bold artistic pivot that has left fans and critics alike reaching for their tax returns, Bruce Springsteen today...

BREAKING: Trump Ends Minnesota Standoff by Trading Minneapolis for Alberta, Canada

Exavier Saskagoochie January 30, 2026 0

Washington, D.C. – In a move described by White House officials as "the art of the deal on a continental...

Democrats hand out fake Social Security cards to illegal immigrants during a ‘No One Is Above the Law’ rally

Exavier Saskagoochie January 30, 2026 0

Washington, D.C. – In what organizers are calling a "bold step toward inclusive justice," top Democrats hosted a star-studded "No...

LIFE HACK: How to write off your involuntary donation to ‘Quality Learing Center’ on your taxes

Exavier Saskagoochie January 29, 2026 0

In these trying economic times, savvy taxpayers are always on the lookout for clever ways to reduce their burden to...

BREAKING: People who want to tax cow farts are upset about Trump’s tariffs

Exavier Saskagoochie January 29, 2026 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Green New Deal Democrats are reportedly fuming over President Trump’s latest tariff announcements—not because of trade imbalances or economic...

Ilhan Omar Wins Oscar for Best Performance in a Fake and Gay Staged Attack on Congressperson

Exavier Saskagoochie January 28, 2026 0

HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a ceremony that managed to be both predictable and somehow still shocking, Representative Ilhan Omar was...

GOP Announces Plan to Send Strongly-Worded Letter Demanding Why Previous Strongly-Worded Letters Have Had Zero Results

Exavier Saskagoochie January 26, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — In a bold escalation of its long-running performative governance strategy, the Republican National Committee and key congressional leadership...