Local man buys $900 3D printer so he can make cheap Chinese junk at home for 10 times the price
In a bold leap toward self-sufficiency, local man Greg Thompson, 38, has unveiled his latest venture: crafting budget-tier Chinese trinkets...
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Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
Letitia James Says She Only Committed Mortgage Fraud to Better Know How to Prosecute It When Others Do It
NEW YORK, NY — In a press conference outside the Manhattan courthouse Thursday, New York Attorney General Letitia James defended...
Genesius Times Drops ‘Everyone I Don’t Like is Hitler’ Tops Billfloard Hot 100, Sparks Global Meme Frenzy
Hold onto your memes, folks: satirical news juggernaut Genesius Times has just unleashed their debut single, Everyone I Don’t Like...
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a bigot on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you're a Nazi bigot, so that's why most woke cultures and municipalities...
Columbus Day: Leftists Are Protesting Immigrant Who Brought Diversity to America
US—Progressive activists have taken to the streets to denounce Christopher Columbus—an Italian immigrant who, ironically, kickstarted one of the most...
Pro-Palestinian protesters demand genocide continue until someone besides Trump can negotiate peace plan
Gaza City, October 10, 2025 — In a bold display of political purity, a coalition of Pro-Palestinian activists has issued...
Highlights from the 2025 Housework Olympics
In a surprising blend of satire and spectacle, the 2025 Housework Olympics kicked off at the Michelob Ultra Arena during...
BREAKING: Barack Obama Awarded Nobel Peace Prize for Trump-Orchestrated Middle East Peace Deal
Oslo, Norway – October 9, 2025 – In a surprising decision, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has awarded the 2025 Nobel...
BREAKING: Hakeem Jeffries filibusters law that officially labels him ‘Dollar Store Obama’
WASHINGTON, DC—House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) launched a marathon filibuster yesterday to block the passage of a law that,...
