Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Iranians update motto from ‘Death to America’ to ‘Really Bad Death to America’ following Soleimani strike

Exavier Saskagoochie January 5, 2020

Iran has changed its national motto from "Death to America" to "Really Bad Death to America" following the drone strike...

BREAKING: Iran prepares country’s Air Force for World War III

Exavier Saskagoochie January 5, 2020

Iran's Defense Minister Mullukha bin Shallif has readied the country's Air Force in preparation for the coming World War between...

BREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII

Exavier Saskagoochie January 4, 2020

Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world's most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World...

Pelosi furious that Trump didn’t warn Suleimani before obliterating him in military strike

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2020

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., is furious that a top Iranian general, Qassim Suleimani, wasn't warned before he was obliterated...

New York Times scrambles to find soft personal side to Iranian mass murderer

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2020

Following a military strike on Iran's most deadly terrorist, Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani, the New York Times newspaper was scrambling...

BREAKING: Racist Democrats kick another minority out of 2020 presidential primary

Exavier Saskagoochie January 2, 2020

The Democratic National Committee has booted another minority out of the primary race for the 2020 presidential nomination, this time,...

Sen. Schumer recommends these all-natural alternatives to help kids quit vaping

Exavier Saskagoochie January 2, 2020

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., on Monday slammed the Trump administration’s attempt to crack down on vaping, saying that...

US raises legal age to vote Democratic to 21 due to health concerns, other dangers

Exavier Saskagoochie January 1, 2020

President Donald Trump on Friday signed a sweeping spending bill into law, including a measure that prohibits voting Democratic to anyone under the...