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SHOCKING: 16-year-old girl delivers emotional, self-centered complaint to her elders
In a shocking twist of events at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, a 16-year-old girl, Greta Thunberg, delivered an...
Gun manufacturer changes name of AR-15 to MS-13 to get support of Democrats
Colt, the manufacturer of the AR-15 has announced that it is changing the name of the rifle to "MS-13" in...
Environmentalists make statement by trashing hundreds of parks around the globe
Environmentalists, inspired by 16-year-old Greta Thunberg, have made their voices heard in a dramatic statement by trashing hundreds of parks...
Millions of students walk out of science class to protest climate change
Millions of young students have walked out of their science class to protest climate change in the "Climate Strike" inspired...
Climate Strike: Millions of people fight global apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch break
Millions of people around the world have taken aim at the impending global Apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch...
BREAKING: Several Democratic frontrunners being paid by GOP to look utterly insane
Genesius Times has uncovered documents proving that several front runners for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination are actually on the...
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has doubled down on his anti-gun stance. The former...
BREAKING: Photos emerge of Justin Trudeau pretending to be Prime Minister
Canadian buffoon Justin Trudeau was dealt a major blow on Wednesday by the publication of a several photos surfacing of...
Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
Call him what you may, a joke, a puppet, or vanilla Obama, but you can't call Robert "Beto" O'Rourke a...