Pope Francis declares pathetic laser Christmas lights a mortal sin
In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared the installation of and display...
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Dems ban red plastic Solo cups because they ‘look too much like MAGA hats’
Jerry Nadler and Chuck Schumer have introduced legislation to ban the large plastic red cups used in beer pong due...
Democrats chant ‘No one is above the law!’ after giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens
Thousands in New York and New Jersey marched in a "No One Is Above the Law" march as a show...
Millions of liberals are shocked that Trump is still your president
Millions of liberals across the country awoke to terrifying news after a night of drunken celebration over impeachment: Trump is...
Pelosi threatens to withhold impeachment from Senate in exchange for incriminating her political enemy
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is threatening to withhold the Articles of Impeachment from the Senate until she gets...
BREAKING: Amex sends fraud alert to taxpayers ‘Did you just try to charge $1.4 trillion at CONGRESS?’
American Express has sent a fraud alert to every American taxpayer asking, "did you just try to spend $1.4 trillion...
Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips
After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging its bets for the last...
Illinois Governor Pritzker named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2019
Illinois's Governor JB Pritzker is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Pritzker has been named U-Haul's...
Greta finally home in ‘overcrowded Sweden’ where her childhood was stolen
Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is under fire after tweeting out that she's, "Finally home in overcrowded Sweden where my...
Amid falling polling numbers, Biden turns to white supremacist vote
During a press conference to the largely white teacher's unions, former Vice President and current candidate for president, Joe Biden...
