Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

BREAKING: Newsom mandates full face masks for California women amid COVID spike

Exavier Saskagoochie June 30, 2020 0

SACRAMENTO—Gov. Gavin Newsom ordered all California women to wear a new complete face covering while in public or high-risk settings,...

VIDEO: Kid viciously helps elderly lady up the stairs despite the clear risk of being a good person

Exavier Saskagoochie June 29, 2020 0

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! Watch as this brutal young kid viciously helps an elderly lady up the stairs to her house...

Dems ‘pretty sure’ the key to the election is burning the country down

Exavier Saskagoochie June 27, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is "pretty sure" the way to win hearts and minds in an election...

Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot

Exavier Saskagoochie June 26, 2020 0

ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...

Trump promises to replace all torn-down monuments with statues of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Woke protesters have paused their widespread monument destruction after President Trump promised to replace all torn-down monuments with statues...

The Dixie Chicks have changed their name to ‘The Dicks’

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020 0

The Dixie Chicks are now known as The Dicks. The country trio changed its social media handles, and their official website...

Experts confused why cities that haven’t had a Trump rally are seeing spikes in COVID cases

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020 0

It has been established that people who attend Trump rallies are at severe risk of contracting the deadly COVID-19 disease...

Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020 0

As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive...