Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Vegas releases odds for Ghislaine Maxwell being suicided next week

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2020 0

LAS VEGAS--Oddsmakers are having trouble finding people to bet that Jeffrey Epstein's CIA and sex trafficking associate Ghislaine Maxwell will...

BREAKING: California mandates conversion therapy for white people

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2020 0

SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a new mandated program of conversion therapy for people stricken with whiteness. "Californians have woken...

Planned Parenthood will only abort black babies from now on to support Black Lives Matter

Exavier Saskagoochie July 20, 2020 0

In solidarity with the social justice movement Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood Corporation will only abort black babies going forward....

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Tear-gassed protesters discover face masks don’t work

Exavier Saskagoochie July 20, 2020 0

PORTLAND—Thousands of tear-gassed protesters from across the country are discovering that their face masks don't work when they get a...

Nike makes sweatshop workers work overtime to stitch ‘Equality’ on NBA jerseys

Exavier Saskagoochie July 18, 2020 0

BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has agreed to force its thousands of sweatshop workers to work overtime for free in order to stitch...

Joe Biden agrees to three televised debates with Barron Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie July 17, 2020 0

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to three televised debates with Barron Trump, President Trump's youngest son. Biden...