Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

BREAKING: New pictures surface of kids in cages near the border

Exavier Saskagoochie August 26, 2020 0

US—It's unclear whether it is a cruel form of retribution for the children in confinement at the US border or...

Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan

Exavier Saskagoochie August 25, 2020 0

The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...

UK police bravely break up horrifying gang of children at birthday party

Exavier Saskagoochie August 25, 2020 0

MANCHESTER, UK—Police have bravely broken up a horrifying gang of 10-year-olds celebrating a birthday in a private garden. "This was...

AOC says global warming to blame for several fires set in BLM riots across country

Exavier Saskagoochie August 24, 2020 0

NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the fires set in riots across...

Passengers refusing to wear mask kicked off plane somewhere over Kansas

Exavier Saskagoochie August 22, 2020 0

Parents and their six children who refused to wear a mask were kicked off of a JetBlue Airways flight somewhere over the...

Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination

Exavier Saskagoochie August 21, 2020 0

WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...

BREAKING: AOC invents non-electronic Email

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2020 0

In what will be known as the greatest invention of all time, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) has invented...

Bill Clinton to address Democratic Convention live from Epstein Island

Exavier Saskagoochie August 18, 2020 0

PEDO ISLAND—Bill Clinton will address America's Democrats during the largely video conference Democratic National Convention from Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island,...