Target stores offering ‘seniors only’ early looting every day from 7-8 am
Minneapolis—In an effort to be one step ahead of the virtue signalling competition, Target stores in the Twin Cities area...
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Washington archbishop to Trump: ‘How dare you come to our welcoming shrine that accepts everyone?’
President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump horrifically traveled across town Tuesday for a brief visit to Saint John Paul...
Protesters furious at Trump for profaning a church they’re trying to destroy
Protesters are furious after President Donald Trump desecrated the newly burned St. John's Episcopal church in Washington DC by holding...
Bill de Blasio’s daughter arrested for impersonating Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
The daughter of Mayor Bill de Blasio, Chiara, has been arrested for trying to impersonate US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)...
Minnesota man dies from coronavirus shortly after police officer kills him
A Minneapolis Police spokesman has reported that George Floyd, who died Monday after a bystander video showed him begging for...
Nation reminisces a happier time when the only worries were deadly pandemics and murder hornets
MINNEAPOLIS — Millions across America reminisced about the happy and peaceful time just a week ago when the only worries...
GT’s Journalist Guide to Minneapolis Riots
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New CDC guidelines: coronavirus does not spread when you’re looting, burning your city to the ground
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released new guidelines again concerning the spread of coronavirus. "There is...
BREAKING: Protesting the government is okay again
ATLANTA — CNN has announced that protesting the government is okay again this week. The decision came after protests erupted...
BREAKING: Officials urge rioters to maintain social distancing as they burn the city down
MINNEAPOLIS — City officials urged that rioters maintain social distancing and wear face masks as they burn the city down...
