Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
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Face mask company accidentally prints its side effect on front of mask
Face mask manufacturer Paycebo Inc., accidentally printed a side effect from wearing masks on one of its masks. A spokesman...
Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
BREAKING: Rep Omar mourns the loss of her father/uncle
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s father/uncle died on Monday from complications of coronavirus, the congresswoman announced. The Minnesota Democrat released a statement...
PETITION: Tear down this monument to slavery!
Everyone's tearing down inanimate objects that have some association with slavery—and sometimes that don't have anything to do with slavery....
Protesters tear down statue of Michael Jackson after pictures of him wearing blackface surface
LOS ANGELES--Millions of Michael Jackson fans are burning his albums and people are tearing down statues of the deceased King...
Local man declares his home ‘autonomous zone’; saves thousands on property taxes
SEATTLE—After seeing how his city has endorsed and supported the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone seized by protesters in the Third...
Antifa realizing it’s much more difficult to build a civilization than to tear one down
SEATTLE—Members of the Seattle Antifa Communist Koalition (SACK) are finding that it's much more difficult to build a civilization than...
Mayor Goodway caves to rioters, arrests Chase for being un-pawsome
ADVENTURE BAY—Mayor Goodway has caved to the demands of rioters threatening the entire city and had Chase the police pup...
