Newsom mandates leather face masks so Californians can literally lick boots while being bootlickers
SACRAMENTO—Gov. Gavin Newsom has issued a statewide order mandating that all Californians wear leather face masks while in public or...
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Redskins officially change their name to Washington Thinskins
LANDOVER, MD—The Washington Redskins have officially changed their name to the Washington Thinskins at the request of the leftist mob....
Bill Gates infuriated that they keep coming up with cheap cures to his coronavirus bioweapon
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside
A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home decor online store Wayfair after...
Biden rallies continue to wreck havoc across the country
Rallies for presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden have continued across the country in Democratic stronghold cities, causing billions of dollars...
Activists furious that people are driving on the murals they painted on the street where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving over the...
Omar: ‘We must tear down this system of oppression that allows me to say we must tear down this system of oppression’
WASHINGTON DC—US Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has called on the US, “to tear down this system of oppression which has...
Biden says he would ‘straight up torture’ the Little Sisters of the Poor if elected
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden issued a statement Wednesday evening in which he said he was, “disappointed in today’s...
New York takes break from aborting 60% of black babies to paint ‘Black Lives Matter’ in front of Trump Tower
NEW YORK—New Yorkers from across the five boroughs took a break from their regular duties abortion thousands of black babies...
Cuomo moves Ghislaine Maxwell to a COVID-stricken nursing home for safe keeping
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has transferred longtime Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell to a quasi-secure New York nursing home stricken...
