Millions of people are upset that a few people are upset that Ariel is black
Millions of people across the country are upset that a few people are upset that Disney's live action film version...
Exavier Saskagoochie
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Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
Trump OKs slave reparations paid for with 1st class 1-way ticket to African country of choice
Several Democratic presidential candidates have promoted the concept of reparations for slavery as a way to pander to black voters...
Kamala Harris: ‘4th of July is racist’; will remove white stripes on the US flag
Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has publicly stated something we've all been thinking: "The Fourth of July is a racist...
Yang reveals plan to pay everyone $1k a month of free money: tax everyone $2k a month
Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang has been making headlines with his proposal of a $1,000 per month universal basic income...
Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe
International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross...
Trump gains liberal support by renaming ICE ‘Planned Citizenship’
In an appeal to pro-choice progressives protesting the detention center at the Mexican border, President Trump has renamed the US...
Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Obama appalled that Trump is getting all the credit for his border detention centers
Former President Barack Obama said that he was appalled that current President Donald Trump is getting all the credit for...
Liberals take break from celebrating abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children
It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies,...
