Planned Parenthood demands tax money for abortions for trans women who can’t get pregnant
The geniuses at Planned Parenthood's marketing department are at it again, this time promoting women's health for biological men. "It's...
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Ocasio-Cortez absolutely dismantles climate skeptics in new video
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest American congresswoman ever is fighting back on climate change. She recently told all those humorless Republicans...
Buttigieg rolls with Alfred E Newman dig in new campaign brand
President Trump said, “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” when asked by Politico reporters about his thoughts on...
Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”
On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...
Facebook bans itself for acting too much like Nazis
After Facebook banned several prominent personalities for posting things they didn't agree with and acting too much like Nazis, the...
Feminist athletes enjoying tidying up and warming bench for new transgender stars
Feminist athletes across America and Europe are thrilled about the prospect of biological males who identify as women joining their...
Royal Baby will be raised black so he can complain of his obvious oppression and lack of privilege
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan will be raising the latest Royal Baby as a black child so that he will...
Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
