UPDATE: Black panther arrested in connection to Colorado MAGA mountain lion attack
UPDATE: Police have now apprehended a black panther, who is native to the tropical jungle of Nigeria, for the crime...
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Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself
Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...
Will Smith to play Jussie Smollett in Jerry Bruckheimer’s adaption of ‘The Boy Who Cried MAGA’
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Jussie Smollett nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of a victim in real life
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Low-skilled workers shocked to find themselves unemployed after winning $15 minimum wage hike
Millions of low-skilled workers, fresh off a victory to force their employers to pay them more than they are worth,...
UPDATE: Colorado jogger who was jumped by mountain lion said cat yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’
A Colorado jogger, who was minding his own business jogging on a nature trail when attacked by a mountain lion...
New York reveals new motto: ‘We’ll kill your babies and run your business out of town!’
Content with exactly how things are, New York has recently expanded abortion access and quashed a potential partnership with Amazon.com,...
BREAKING: Alleged assailants arrested in Jussie Smollett attack
Two black men, who are apparently FBI officers undercover as white women, were arrested for the hate crime attack on...
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Great location right in the heart of town! This spacious pothole comes with a large fenced in driveway and easy...
Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at a...
