BREAKING: Fauci admits to using Common Core math on wildly inaccurate COVID models

The top health expert in the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been rocked with allegations that he used Common Core math to come up with the wildly inaccurate COVID-19 models that predicted millions would die from the disease. He admitted it Friday.

“It is with a heavy heart and deep regret that I admit to using Common Core math for early coronavirus models,” Fauci said in a press conference dedicated to the allegations.

“As I was going over the numbers that took several hours to come up with, I kept thinking these numbers are wrong, these numbers are wrong, but then I heard a voice in my head, but are they reasonable? followed by a devious laughter,” Fauci admitted as he broke down into tears.

Common Core math principles are a substantial deviation from traditional math in which people are encouraged to come up with valid answers. In Common Core math, the stress is on the process of coming up with numbers that are “reasonable”.

Many have started calling COVID-19 the Common Core Virus because the numbers aren’t adding up.