Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
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‘Religion of Peace’ parade cancelled due to violence among participants
A parade to celebrate the "Religion of Peace" following several bombings by militant Muslim factions on Easter Sunday was cancelled...
Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’
Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits socialism, says it’s a health risk
Citing the unmitigated disaster of socialism through the years, including over 100 million dead through socialist regimes' democide and recent...
Rad Trad refuses to wash his feet to protest Vatican II
In a radical move to challenge the "Spirit of Vatican II" a self-proclaimed "Rad Trad" has decided to avoid washing...
Trump supporters beaten, kicked out of Coexist rally
A Coexist rally meant to bring people together from all walks of life kicked off this week with a brutal...
Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
Socialist Sanders to condemn only billionaires now that he’s a millionaire
Bernie Sanders has made a career out of railing against millionaires and billionaires, calling them the dredges of humanity and...
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘Global warming started the Notre Dame fire’
In the aftermath of the devastating fire of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France, people are looking for answers. Some...
Church that withstood 900 years of war and bombings ‘accidentally’ burns down
The Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris has been "accidentally" burned down after enduring 900 years of war and bombings...
