Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug
Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it...
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BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
Thousands flock to London to turn their backs on Trump and show how much they don’t care about him
Trump is so irrelevant in the UK that near 2 percent of the British population will travel to London in...
STUDY: People who share this study are generally more intelligent and attractive
A new study conducted by the Research Institute of Cambridge has found that people who share the study (or articles...
BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan
London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...
Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children
Disney's CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia's new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing of prenatal humans once a...
In appeal to moderates, Bernie calls for worker-ownership of his gulags
As wealth inequality has increased, so has the injustice of the capitalist America. Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders hopes to correct...
BREAKING: Biden never officially declared innocent of rape
The Mueller resignation press conference has opened the flood gates of condemnation in accordance with the new standards of jurisprudence...
Mueller: Trump ‘obstructed justice by not doing what he was accused of doing’
Special Counsel Robert Mueller, while announcing his resignation, declared that President Trump had "obstructed justice by not doing what he...
POLL: 96% of socialists think socialism is about social media not democide
A recent poll by the Pew Pew Research Center shows that socialists have no idea what socialism is. Ninety-six percent...
