Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Despite mental lapses Biden confident he will win the 2020 race for Shady Acres Retirement Home President

Exavier Saskagoochie September 15, 2019 0

Call them gaffs or mental lapses, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joe Biden has had plenty of them...

Singer Sam Smith have come out as plural

Exavier Saskagoochie September 14, 2019 0

Pop Star Sam Smith evidently did not get enough attention coming out as gay earlier this year so they has...

BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money

Exavier Saskagoochie September 14, 2019 0

All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...

Beto asks people to stop oppressing him after he promised to oppress them

Exavier Saskagoochie September 13, 2019 0

Democratic presidential candidate Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has asked people to stop oppressing him a day after he promised to oppress...

Walmart replaces deadly guns and vape pens at stores with several more rows of cigarettes

Exavier Saskagoochie September 12, 2019 0

Operating on pressure from a vocal anti-gun lobby and pressure from Donald Trump to ban e-cigarettes, the World's largest retailer...

BREAKING: Trump fires Bolton for choosing Popeyes over Chik-fil-A in the chicken wars

Exavier Saskagoochie September 10, 2019 0

WASHINGTON—President Trump dismissed John Bolton, his national security adviser, after a contentious debate about chicken sandwiches. Trump tweeted, "I informed...