BREAKING: Body cam footage of Paul Pelosi assault released
And it's shocking. Viewer discretion is advised. See the video below. The man with the hammer is David DePape and...
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BREAKING: Biden sends 31 Abrams tanks to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—In a major increase of U.S. support to Ukraine, President* Joe Biden has signed off on sending 31 Stacey Abrams...
BREAKING: Damar Hamlin spotted on the front lines in Ukraine
What an amazing comeback. Damar Hamlin suffered a mysterious cardiac arrest on Monday Night Football two weeks ago and NFL...
Exclusive interview with a guy behind a mask and sunglasses that’s totally Damar Hamlin
We at Genesius Times is pleased to share with you an exclusive interview with a guy behind a mask and...
BREAKING: Gretchen Whitmer denies that she is George Santos dressed in drag
EAST LANSING, MI—Another chapter in the ongoing George Santos (R-NY) drama has unfolded as rumors swirled around him allegedly dressing...
SCARY: These are the lungs of 7-year-old who grew up in a home with a gas oven
Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don’t know how you can...
NZ Prime Minister Ardern steps down to pursue her dream of racing in the Kentucky Derby
Jacinda Ardern has announced she will quit as New Zealand prime minister next month, saying she wants to pursue her...
AOC defends Biden money laundering because ‘there’s so many germs on money’
WASHINGTON, DC—After learning that Joe Biden was laundering money through Ukraine and his son Hunter Biden, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended...
NEW: Tesla rolls out electric F-15 to meet surging demand
AUSTIN—Electric car maker Tesla has rolled out the new electric fighter jet F-15 to meet surging demand after President* Biden...
