BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with severe addiction to AI-generated Trump arrest porn
NEW YORK–Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with a severe addiction to Trump arrest porn. Reiner fell victim to...
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Pornhub launches new section for AI-generated Trump arrest porn
US—Nothing gets a beta male soy boy hotter than AI-generated images of former President Donal Trump being arrested in New...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s illegal business deal with China, DOJ to arrest Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to new revelations of illegal business dealings with China, The Department of Justice have issued an arrest...
Jimmy Carter asks Joe Biden to give his eulogy as the only president who can make him look good by comparison
PLAINS, Georgia—Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly asked President Joe Biden to give his eulogy, citing Biden's ability to make...
BREAKING: Biden makes Monopoly money legal tender to pay for $6.8 trillion budget
In a shocking move, President Biden has announced that Monopoly money will now be considered legal tender in the United...
BREAKING: Tucker releases video of Chuck Schumer giving Q Shaman guided tour on Jan 6
Tucker Carlson has released previously unseen video footage of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer giving the Q-Anon Shaman a guided...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch Jan 6 video footage that proves the Jan 6 Committee lied
(CNN) Brave anchor Don Lemon made it very clear that it is ILLEGAL to watch the new footage of the...
Senator John Fetterman back to work while recovering at Walter Reed
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) was back at work Monday at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The images show Fetterman...
BREAKING: Fauci denies crazy conspiracy theory that there was a pandemic
WASHINGTON, DC—After evidence has surfaced proving that Dr. Anthony Fauci was responsible for funding the Wuhan lab from which SARS-CoV-2...
Anti-war Democrats excited for Biden to start WWIII
WASHINGTON – In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty Republicans to celebrate President* Joe...
