GOP Makes Final Plea Before Midterms: ‘Vote For Us. We Take the Best Vacations!’
WASHINGTON — With seven weeks remaining until the midterm elections, Republican officials on Thursday introduced what they described as a...
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JUST IN: GOP Congress Narrowly Avoids Doing Anything Before Leaving for Vacation Again
WASHINGTON — Republican majorities in the House and Senate narrowly avoided accomplishing anything of note this week, successfully clearing the...
To Counter Trump’s Artificial Intelligence Push, Dems Launch ‘Artificial Stupidity’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris
WASHINGTON — In a bold legislative response to former President Donald Trump’s renewed calls for accelerated artificial intelligence development, Democratic...
Introducing Sharia Barbie with hijab, Quran, and a forced marriage license!
Toy maker Mattel has introduced a wonderful toy for all the girls and boys who identify as girls out there:...
AI CEOs Vow to Slow Advancement by Releasing ‘Artificial Unintelligence’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris
SILICON VALLEY — In a coordinated announcement this week, chief executives from several leading artificial intelligence companies revealed plans to...
McConnell Makes First Senate Appearance Since June
WASHINGTON — Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) returned to the Senate chamber on Tuesday for the first time since his death...
Climate Scientists Pray to Climate Goddess Greta to Bring Hurricanes And Fulfill Al Gore’s Prophecy
Climate advocates assembled at first light Tuesday on a public pier over the Gulf of America to petition Greta Thunberg,...
Female Athletes Outraged That Sydney Sweeney Is Sexualizing Sports
Female athletes across the country have issued a stern warning to actress Sydney Sweeney: sports are no place for the...
Salem, Massachusetts To Bring Back Witch Trials Following Clancy Trial Debacle
SALEM, Mass. — The City of Salem voted Monday to restore witch trials, citing the Lindsay Clancy case in Plymouth...
Trump Promises to Give You Some of Your Money if GOP Wins
DALLAS — President Donald Trump announced this week that he would let every American have a little bit of their...
