LeBron James demands ‘more equality’ in NBA after Lakers lose 1st round Playoff match
LOS ANGELES—NBA superstar LeBron James demanded more equality in America after his team, the Lakers,
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Lightfoot launches ‘shots for shots’ program to increase vaccination among gang bangers
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot has launched a new program called “shots for shots” to increase COVID-19
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true
US—The United States is experiencing the worst shortage of conspiracy theories in decades as all
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to read emails that make Fauci look like an ass
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to
Fauci now recommends face masks over your eyes so you can’t read his leaked emails
WASHINGTON, DC—A treasure trove of emails from National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID)
Pride parade cancelled due to 90% chance of fire and brimstone
A pride parade scheduled to be held on Saturday in the twin cities of Sodom
Biden wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving; salutes ‘all the fallen turkeys’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre Memorial Day service, President* Joe Biden wished everyone a “Happy Thanksgiving,”
Biden launches the US Gay Force to enforce pronouns
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to former President Trump’s Space Force and just in time for Pride
Biden ends investigation into whether China leaked COVID because ‘they said they didn’t’
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden administration has concluded the investigation into whether the Chinese Communist Party had
Netflix releases new documentary on January 6 riot ‘AOC: Defending the Capitol’
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The online media giant Netflix has released a new documentary on the January
