NEW: Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg as Queen Elizabeth II
CALIFORNIA—Based on historical events, Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg in the all new film, "Queen Elizabeth II" following the recent monarch's...
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BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
LONDON—Queen Elizabeth II — the longest-reigning monarch in British history — has information that will lead to the arrest and...
JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...
Newsom unveils bold plan for free 100% renewable energy for California
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom is sick and tired of waiting for the federal government to lead the way in fighting climate...
Believe All Women changes its name to ‘Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden’
US—The international activist group Believe All Women has officially changed its name to "Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden" according...
Chicago Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot blasted Texas Governor Greg Abbott for bussing illegal immigrants to Chicago, which openly welcomes them. “How dare...
BREAKING: Biden to hire unemployed Antifa activists to put all political opponents in prison
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden will be hiring unemployed Antifa activists to round up political opponents in order to ship them...
BREAKING: Biden invades Poland
PHILADELPHIA—President* Biden addressed hecklers and brought a firm and direct tone to Thursday night's "battle for the soul of the nation"...
Biden sacrifices two goats to Moloch in speech on ‘Battle for the soul of America’
PHILADELPHIA—President* Joe Biden delivered his boldest move for the soul of America, sacrificing two goats to Moloch during his speech on...
California mandates gas generators to charge electric vehicles amid strained power grid
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a law requiring electric vehicle owners to buy mobile gas generators to charge their...
