SCOTUS rules that the federal government can only tax Americans to death—not other countries
In a landmark 6-3 decision handed down today, the Supreme Court clarified once and for all that the federal government...
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Prince Andrew Converts to Islam; Police Immediately Drop All Charges
LONDON—In a move described by royal watchers as "bold, innovative, and suspiciously timed," Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew,...
BREAKING: Several of the Fighting Antifa Group sprain their wrists raising their fist in power salute
PORTLAND—In what medical experts are quietly calling “peak performative socialism,” multiple frontline activists from the Fighting Antifa Group Society (FAGS)...
Obama dismisses critics who say his presidential library looks like a giant portable toilet
CHICAGO — Former President Barack Obama today brushed aside mounting criticism that his long-awaited presidential library resembles an enormous portable...
Trans Rep. McBride Wins ‘Mansplainer of the Year’ Award for Keynote at ‘What It’s Like to Be a Woman’ Conference
WASHINGTON — In a ceremony described by organizers as “both historic and inevitable,” Delaware Rep. Sarah McBride was awarded the...
Democrats Slam Trump Over Alarming Plunge in Murder Rate Across the Country
WASHINGTON — Party leaders expressed grave concern today as fresh data revealed the national murder rate has plummeted to levels...
Democrats warn that if the SAVE Act passes, it will disenfranchise millions of dead voters
WASHINGTON — In a passionate press conference held outside the Capitol today, leading Democrats sounded the alarm over the controversial...
Socialist Valentines with AOC and Bernie Sanders
The creative art director at the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in preparation for...
BREAKING: FBI arrests ███ ████ after it appears 6 million times in the Epstein Files
WASHINGTON — In what officials are calling the largest single-entity criminal conspiracy in modern American history, the FBI's Special Redaction...
US Women’s Team Takes Olympic Gold in Virtue Signaling
MILAN—In a display of unparalleled moral fortitude and respiratory caution, the United States Women's National Team secured the gold medal...
