As Americans continue to question President Biden’s mental fitness and competency, the White House proudly announced updates to the Department of Health’s definition of ‘dementia.’

“Dementia was previously defined as ‘an impaired ability to remember, think or make decisions that interferes with doing every day activities,” Assistant Secretary for Health Rachel Levine announced during a press conference. “However, the DOH now defines dementia as ‘an impaired ability to remember, think or make decisions that interferes with doing every day activities, unless they’re Democrat.“

“So you see,” said Ass. Secretary Levine, “Even if President Biden did have dementia, it’s no big deal!”

The press conference ended as journalists immediately began leaving, relieved they could continue not reporting the former Vice President’s gaffes and incoherent statements.

The White House declined Genesius Times’ request for an evening interview with Mr. Biden, stating, “The President does not do interviews after sundown.”

UPDATE: The White House announced new a definition of “sundowners’ will be released tomorrow.

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