Biden taps Chelsea Clinton in top admin role

WASHINGTON, DC—Chelsea Clinton is moving up in the world. Not only is she the first openly trans daughter of a former president and what should have been two presidents, she is now moving up in the current Biden administration.

Chelsea Victoria Clinton was named after the brave military whistleblower Chelsea Manning, whom Chelsea says is one of her heroes.

“It’s difficult to come out as trans, but heroes like the one I’m named after—Chelsea Manning—have always been a great inspiration,” Clinton said.

Political analysts say that Clinton may be the first daughter of a president to become president herself.

“At this rate of ascent, anything’s possible!”

Chelsea’s mother, Hillary Clinton is happy for her daughter, to an extent.

“I’m so happy for her but if she becomes president before me, I will suicide her,” Hillary said in an exclusive interview with Genesius TImes.

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