The twitterverse of bigots were ablaze with hatred over Disney’s woke decision yo cast a gay parapalegic penguin as Simba in the live action version of The Lion King.

“How dare they do that to Simba,” one bigot tweeted. “I grew up with Simba as a lion and they gonna change him into a gay penguin. That ain’t right.”

The decision came after the company took heat for casting Halle Bailey as Ariel in the live action remake of The Little Mermaid.  

“What’s next? Casting? Precious as Snow White? A friggin cat as Old Yeller? Where does the wokeness end?”

In fact, Disney is in talks with Michael Vick to play Travis in the Old Yeller remake.

Disney CEO Robert Iger said their main purpose it to be as woke as possible and support abortion. “We’re giving the pride lands a whole new meaning. If the movies we make suck as a result, so be it. People will pay to see them anyway.”

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