BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics

May 25, 2017 - Washington, DC, United States of America - Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Democratic leaders unveiled a proposal to hike the minimum wage to 5 an hour, on Capitol Hill in Washington D.C. on Thursday May 25, 2017. Sanders was joined by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), and other senior Democrats as well as Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), vice chair of the Democratic National Committee. (Photo by Jeff Malet) (Credit Image: � Jeff Malet/Newscom via ZUMA Press)

The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law of economics.

“We were completely blindsided by this horrible and egregious attack on innocent socialists,” Bernie campaign manager Seymore Butts said. ” There’s just no excuse. It’s a hate crime really.”

The attack came after Sanders- an advocate of a nationwide minimum wage of $15 an hour— rejected pleas from his own staffers to be paid $15 an hour themselves.

“I mean I’m sitting here making signs that claim $15/hr is a human right and I’m getting paid $8.”

That’s when the first attack happened. 

“The law of economics sucker punched us making us lower hours in order to provide higher wages. Then it drive so e of our employees away to higher paying jobs.”

At the time of publishing, no end to the brutal attack was in sight.

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