WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I.

“There’s no better time to come out as trans than during Pride Month,” Biden told a crowd of groomers. “And I expect everyone to respect my pronouns – Where/Am/I – because I really have no idea where I am right now.”

Biden’s handlers told the media that as a joke, they’ll probably change his pronouns to Let’s/Go/Brandon just to see if he notices anything.

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