WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden’s Food & Drug Administration Commissioner Hunter Biden has fast-tracked the emergency use authorization for smoking crack as a COVID treatment nationwide.

The FDA, in conjunction with Dr. Anthony Fauci’s NAIAD, is rolling out vials of crack rock to everyone in order to finish off the COVID epidemic once and for all.

Hunter Biden said, “Crack doesn’t really treat COVID but you feel really good when you’re being hit by the disease.”

Fauci said that the type of crack that is approved is a specific type that Pfizer has manufactured that does essentially the same thing as regular crack.

The federal government is continuing to block off-label use of ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, which the government has no evidence of making drug companies rich.

FDA Chief Hunter Biden has already treated himself with crack several times since the emergency use authorization went through.

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