US supermarkets looking to buy empty shelves from Venezuela
The stories of empty grocery shelves around the country are legion. People fighting over paper products, fresh meats, rice, and...
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Chik-fil-A drive through to provide coronavirus testing; expect to have 300 million tested before lunch
The extraordinarily fast and efficient Chik-fil-A drive through across the nation is contributing its system in the fight against coronavirus...
Elon Musk’s Mars volunteer list overwhelmed by Dutch Puritans trying to leave the planet
HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers for the first voyage to...
Democrats across nation hold candlelight vigils to pray for a really bad recession
Every day we are told our financial system is about to collapse, there will be at least 20 percent and...
Nation shocked that kids raised to think only of themselves are thinking only of themselves
The nation was horrified to see young adults socializing and partying in South Florida during a campaign to promote social...
Coronavirus finally defends itself: ‘Killing people is only 3% of what I do’
In a surprise press conference, the notorious Coronavirus, which has causes so much death and destruction over the course of...
Planned Parenthood taking extra care to prevent spread of coronavirus while they kill babies
With such coronavirus chaos going on in Italy and France, it's good to see when medical practitioners have their acts...
GT’s Definitive Guide to Panicking During the Coronavirus Pandemic
There has been a lot of confusion during the chaos of the coronavirus plague and pandemic. The CDC has said...
Ocasio-Cortez recommends money laundering to fight coronavirus
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has has issued a statement defending money laundering to...
PSA: All public events are cancelled so that residents can meet at Costco to fight over toilet paper
This is a Genesius Times Public Service Announcement regarding the unprecedented coronavirus outbreak: Until further notice, all public events in...
