Zelenskyy to star in ‘Friends’ remake with all his new friends
KYIV—The actor-turned-president of Ukraine Volodomy Zelenskyy is on fire! After securing billions of dollars in his money laundering scheme from...
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Amber Heard to testify to January 6 Committee that President Trump beat her up, raped her
WASHINGTON, DC—Fresh off of her defamation trial with ex-husband Johnny Depp, Amber Heard is set to testify as a "star...
Matthew McConaughey shows clips of him being irresponsible with guns before demanding people be responsible with guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Matthew McConaughey made a special appearance behind the podium at the White House briefing room on Tuesday, June 7,...
Jimmy Kimmel credits being vaxxed and boosted for getting COVID 2 times in a month instead of 3
HOLLYWOOD—Legacy late night television star Jimmy Kimmel continues to test positive for COVID-19. Earlier this month, the 54-year-old late-night talk show host...
BREAKING: Naomi Judd used Alec Baldwin’s new assisted suicide service: On-Set Solutions
LEIPERS FORK, TN—Ashley Judd, daughter of recently deceased mom and Country Western star, Naomi Judd explained the tragic events preceding...
BREAKING: Amber Heard successfully resists urge to poop all over courtroom floor
Amber Heard has successfully resisted the urge to defecate all over the courtroom floor while on the stand in her...
Biden declares war on the Ultra Mega Super Actors
Washington - President Joe Biden declared war on the Ultra-Mega Super Actors this morning. Calling them the most devastating legion...
Hillary wears dress dyed with the blood of her victims to the Met Gala
NEW YORK—Former Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton wore a dress dyed with the blood of her victims to the 2022 Met...
Elon Musk buys Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to fix their marriage
Elon Musk announced his most recent multi-billion dollar purchases: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. “I invested in the West-Kardashian marriage...
CNN introduces CNN- where users can pay $99 a month to not see any CNN content
ATLANTA—Following the demise of the streaming service CNN+, CNN is introducing CNN- where users can pay $15 a month to...
