Fetterman finally returns from Burning Man 2022: no-one noticed he was gone
PHILADELPHIA: Pennsylvania senator John Fetterman is back home today after being stuck at the Burning Man festival in Nevada for...
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EXCLUSIVE: Mike Johnson won Speakership by promising to ban AOC’s ‘pull my finger’ gag
Washington, D.C. - In a surprising turn of events, newly elected Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has made it...
BREAKING: Trump opens new luxurious Palestinian Underground Bunker Hotel & Casino to promote world peace
West Bank, Middle East - In a surprising twist, former U.S. President Donald Trump has unveiled his most ambitious venture...
WATCH: Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, and Klaus Schwab star in Monster Vax
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BREAKING: Republicans considering making Alex Jones Speaker of the House after McCarthy’s ouster
In a stunning and seemingly surreal turn of events, sources close to the Republican Party have revealed that they are...
AOC: ‘It is barbaric and evil to behead babies like Hamas did outside the mother’s womb!’
I don't know who needs to hear this, but what Hamas did in Israel is just barbaric and evil! How...
Newsom celebrates Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing 666 people to climate goddess Greta
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom will be celebrating Indigenous Peoples' Day at the capitol by sacrificing six unlucky human beings to...
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you’re a Nazi bigot, so that’s why most woke cultures and municipalities...
Without government, who would pay for the money laundering to allow Olena Zelensky to spend $1 million on NY shopping spree?
In an age where fashion statements are made not only with words but with stunning jewelry, one cannot help but...
Disney releases new children’s film ‘Bill Clinton Visits Pizza Island’
HOLLYWOOD—In a surprising move that's sure to make headlines, Disney has unveiled its latest cinematic endeavor, "Bill Clinton Visits Pizza...
