Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
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Alex Jones uses his full power to protect the last 2 straight frogs during pride month
In a stunning display of amphibian activism, renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has emerged as the unlikely champion for the...
6 Reasons Civilians Don’t Need To Own Guns
No country on earth is more addicted to guns than America. Gun culture in America is strong and vibrant –...
BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....
Heavenly Sources Confirm America More Evil Than Sodom and Gomorrah
HEAVEN—Heavenly sources issued a very rare statement yesterday, confirming that America is more evil than the ancient cities of Sodom...
New Disney ride instantly transitions all riders to another gender
Warning: Disney is not responsible if the ride causes nausea, vomiting or the appearance of Donald Trump Jr. when the...
OP-ED: I’m Coming Out As Pro-LGBTQ
Pride month is in full gear, and there’s no better time to come out in support of our pro-LGBTQ allies...
Eric Adams orders New Yorkers to house migrant children in their dresser drawers
NEW YORK—Amid the immigration crisis at the not-open Southern border, Mayor Eric Adams has issued an executive order, mandating that...
New Apple ‘iCollar’ corrects white people when they’re about to be racist
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—Apple has announced a radical leap forward in information access and a racial leap forward in social justice with...
Disney working on more inclusive Little Mermaid sequel: ‘Big Mermaid’
As much as audiences loved Halle Bailey performance, a lot was still left to be desired. The sight of a...
