Roberts introduces new uniforms for Supreme Court justices
WASHINGTON DC--Chief Justice John Roberts introduced the new uniform for all Supreme Court justices including pink robes and a pink...
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Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local Target store screaming at selfish...
Biden releases tell-all book about 2020 election ‘The Art of the Steal’
WASHINGTON DC--Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden has released a tell-all book called "The Art of the Steal" documenting the miraculous 2020...
Cleveland Indians win ’21 World Series after changing name to Cleveland Dominion Voting Machines
The long lasting name for the movie-star Cleveland Indians baseball team has come to an end. The infamous team were...
BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List
NORTH POLE--US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa's helper (also known as Santa Elf "Sandy") in order...
Despite being snubbed for 30+ days, BLM still confident that Biden will talk to them
In spite of being snubbed by the Biden-Harris administration for 30+ days, representatives of Black Lives Matter are still confident...
AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a "she". Her name however, has...
Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...
Revolutionary Reset: Biden eager to forge new relationship with the bourgeoisie GOP
NEWARK, DE—President elect, Joe Biden announced his plan to bring the country back together like the French did in their...
Biden’s worship of the Devil puts him at odds with some of his fellow Catholics
WASHINGTON DC—In January of 1961, John F. Kennedy, became the first Catholic President of the United States. Now, sixty years...
