Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...
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Revolutionary Reset: Biden eager to forge new relationship with the bourgeoisie GOP
NEWARK, DE—President elect, Joe Biden announced his plan to bring the country back together like the French did in their...
Biden’s worship of the Devil puts him at odds with some of his fellow Catholics
WASHINGTON DC—In January of 1961, John F. Kennedy, became the first Catholic President of the United States. Now, sixty years...
BREAKING: Sarah Fuller wins the Heisman Trophy for ‘kicking off with a vagina’
The NCAA Heisman committee has awarded the prestigious college football award to Sarah Fuller for "kicking off with a vagina."...
Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat
In front of a live audience, actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual. Her bravery secured her America's...
Georgia Senate runoff ballots now available on Amazon for $14.99!
SEATTLE--Amazon spokesperson, Jeff Bezalbog, filled us in on their new Elections department. “We kinda missed the boat on the last...
Kamala Harris gives Joe Biden safer dog
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Dominion-Elect Kamala Harris has decided to start off the Winter Solstice celebration (that some refer to as...
Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force
SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...
Brave celebrity comes out as a straight white male
HOLLYWOOD—No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That’s why it’s especially brave of the amazing...
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Taco Bell in 2018 Best Mexican Food election
People were shocked when Taco Bell won Harris Poll's "Best Mexican Food" election in 2018. Now, sources close to the...
