Biden to print ‘Black Lives Matter’ on every bomb he will drop on innocent black people
WASHINGTON DC—In a compassionate move, self-identifying president-elect Joe Biden has promised that once he is commander in chief, he will...
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Case for Biden sainthood opened at Vatican after he raised millions from the dead on election day
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has praised the initiation of the cause for sainthood for US politician Joe Biden after evidence has...
Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions
TAMPA, FL—With nearly three months to go before Superbowl LV, Fox News has declared the Philadelphia Eagles the winners. The...
All disagreement suddenly ends in America as Biden elected president
US—After his historic victory in the presidential election, which was the first not to have voter fraud, former Vice President...
BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
EGYPT—An archeological mission just unearthed a new tomb in Al-Bhidenfa in southern Egypt. The discovery includes well preserved mummies, artwork,...
BLM/ANTIFA rioters accidentally destroy the wrong ballots
For years, Democrats have had a safety net in winning close elections. In addition having the Post office throw away...
Girl Scouts release ‘Clump of Ingredients’ cookies to make up for Barrett tweet
NEW YORK—Girl Scouts of America kicked up a firestorm of criticism by publishing a tweet congratulating the fifth female Supreme...
BREAKING: Biden unilaterally mobilizes dreaded Trunalimunumaprzure
DALLAS, PA--Presidential nominee Joe Biden's attempt to motivate the crowd at the Luzerne County's political rally went abruptly off the...
Coconut-picking monkeys riot COSTCO after PETA forces thousands of job losses
BANGKOK--Monkeys in major Thai cities turned to rioting after PETA pressure on retailers forces thousands into joblessness and poverty. A...
In first act as associate justice, Amy Barrett mandates every woman have 10 children
WASHINGTON DC—The worst fears of progressives across the country have been realized as Amy Coney Barrett, in her first act...
