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Social justice warrior super excited to ruin Christmas for everyone

Exavier Saskagoochie December 19, 2018 0

Sixteen-year-old Taylor Towns of Newberry is a self-proclaimed social justice warrior who spends most of her time on Snapchat and...

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Local toddler barely escapes horrifying persecution of being given the “red” cup.

Exavier Saskagoochie November 29, 2018 0

"It was probably the worst experience of his life," little Jared's mother explained. Her son narrowly escaped the horrifying experience...

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City outlaws dressing up as anything but yourself for Halloween

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2018 0

In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of Hartford, Connecticut has banned the...

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