Congressional hearing highlights appalling lack of gender equity among crash test dummies
In a shocking and eye-opening Congressional testimony, experts in the field of automotive safety have highlighted the appalling lack of...
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BREAKING: Fox news replaces Tucker Carlson with AI Tuckerbot to assure the nation everything is fine
In a move that has stunned the media world, Fox News has announced that they will be replacing longtime anchor...
BREAKING: Fox trades Tucker Carlson for Don Lemon and 6 draft picks just before trade deadline
In a shocking move just before the Cable News trade deadline, Fox News has reportedly traded star anchor Tucker Carlson...
Chicagoans now boarding up their car windows to get around safer
CHICAGO—Chicagoans have come up with a revolutionary new solution: boarding up their car windows and windshields to avoid rioters bashing...
BREAKING: Nashville shooter’s pronouns changed to was/were during school shooting
NASHVILLE—28-year-old biological female Audrey Hale, who used the pronouns he/him before killing six people at Covenant School Monday, had her...
BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with severe addiction to AI-generated Trump arrest porn
NEW YORK–Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with a severe addiction to Trump arrest porn. Reiner fell victim to...
BREAKING: Trump arrest fails after he shouted ‘I can’t breathe!’ during arrest
NEW YORK—The highly anticipated arrest of former President Donald Trump failed after he shouted "I can't breathe" during the arrest...
BREAKING: Elon Musk to buy Congress to release all January 6 footage
Following the shocking reveal of previously unseen January 6 footage on Tucker Carlson, many are questioning why we having seen...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch Jan 6 video footage that proves the Jan 6 Committee lied
(CNN) Brave anchor Don Lemon made it very clear that it is ILLEGAL to watch the new footage of the...
BREAKING: Buttigieg surveys Ohio train disaster site in full Medieval armor
Former mayor and current Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg made headlines recently when he was spotted wearing an unusual form...
