California Gov Newsom bans wildfires from state
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has banned the devastating wildfires wrecking havoc on the state. "We basically saved the planet with...
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Arsonists blame climate change for making them set dozens of fires in California
Former president Barack Obama and California Governor Gavin Newsom have used their celebrity to condemn global warming for the devastating...
Local Christian admits he prayed no one is hurt but that Hollywood is burnt to the ground like a modern Sodom and Gomorrah
US—In a startling confession that has ignited a firestorm of debate, a local Christian from Los Angeles has admitted to...
BREAKING: California fires leave several Hollywood elites stranded, unable to run their Satanic pedophile rings
LOS ANGELES—In a shocking turn of events, wildfires around Los Angeles have not only scorched over 4,000 acres of prime...
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom announces he’s sending 500 billion gallons of water to Ukraine
Sacramento, CA - In an announcement that has left many Californians bewildered, Governor Gavin Newsom declared that the state will...
Nation shocked to learn a fire department that prioritizes diversity and inclusion over fighting fires can’t fight fires
Los Angeles, CA - In a revelation that has left many residents and observers flabbergasted, the Los Angeles Fire Department...
‘We’ve run out of water to fight the Palisades Fire’ says governor of state next to the Pacific Ocean
LOS ANGELES—California Governor Gavin Newsom and LA Fire Chief Kristin Crowley held a press conference with the backdrop of the...
BREAKING: Brave LA Fire Chief Kristin Crowley is using only gay water to fight Palisades Fire
LOS ANGELES—In nod to her main focus of diversity, inclusion, and equity (DEI), Los Angeles Fire Chief Kristin Crowley announced...
Fact-checkers deny claims that Mark Zuckerberg is putting an end to fact-checkers
MENLO PARK, CA — In a twist that could only be described as a plotline from a dystopian tech thriller,...
BREAKING: Feds host January 6 ‘reunion party’ with special guest Ray Epps
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI are hosting a January 6 reunion party with special guest Ray Epps to commemorate their insurrection. Today...
