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BREAKING: Pentagon confirms alien sightings in and around Chicago

Exavier Saskagoochie May 22, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The Pentagon confirmed today that there have been legitimate sightings of aliens in and around the Chicago area. Residents...

Biden/Harris release new campaign logo

Exavier Saskagoochie May 14, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—There's no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a couple months into their first...

Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2021

(CNN) President Joe Biden's popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North Carolina proves. Hundreds of people...

AOC applauds Biden’s gas lines; demands breadlines too

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) applauded President* Biden on his dramatic push toward a total socialist state like...

BREAKING: FBI apprehends suspect of Colonial Pipeline cyberhack

Exavier Saskagoochie May 11, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—FBI Director Christopher Wray announce today that the FBI has apprehended their primary suspect in the Colonial Pipeline cyberhack,...

BREAKING: FBI thoroughly investigating the source of Matt Gaetz’s perfect hair

Exavier Saskagoochie May 8, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC--The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been working on a shocking case involving US Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL). The...

Man who frightened everyone on plane by coughing and sneezing turns out to only have a cold

Rafi Metz May 4, 2021

UNITED STATES—A horrifying incident occurred on a United Airlines passenger plane today when a passenger starting coughing and sneezing, terrifying...