GA Sec of State certifies ‘fraud-free’ election in front of a mountain of shredded ballots
ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger announced that the Peach State's election had been certified after a hand recount was...
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BREAKING: FBI sends in crack team to investigate election fraud
DETROIT—After several whistleblowers and eyewitnesses have come forward to blow the lid off of widespread voter fraud in the 2020...
Local leftist replaces his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker with an ‘Obey’ sticker
OSHKOSH, WI--A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his 'Resist!' bumper sticker to one that says 'Obey'. "I know...
Mainstream media send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud press conference
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case press conference by Trump's legal...
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Pope Francis in 2013 papal conclave
VATICAN—In a bombshell revelation from the recently released McCarrick Report, the Vatican has admitted to temporarily installing Dominion voting machines...
POLL: Majority of deceased voters will vote for Biden again in 2024
According to a consensus of leading election pollsters, thousands of deceased American voters confirmed that they intend to re-elect Joe...
Biden taps son Hunter as Food & Drug Commissioner citing his experience with crack
WASHINGTON DC—Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden has tapped his son Hunter Biden as his administration's Food & Drug Administration Commissioner citing...
Eva Longoria, Matthew McConaughey star in ‘Gone With the Wind 2’ with Stacey Abrams as ‘Mammy
Olive Stone spilled his whiskey to our Genesius Times reporter, “I haven't been this excited since I made Platoon. It's...
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their "context" notices after it became obvious that they...
CNN hires Baghdad Bob for election coverage
Legacy media titan CNN has hired press relations genius Baghdad Bob to cover the US election and the lack of...
