CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine
President John F. Kennedy was reportedly startled by loud noises and tripped, falling in his limousine during a motorcade through...
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This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas
On this day in 1963, the nation collectively held its breath as President John F. Kennedy embarked on what would...
BREAKING: Trump considering replacing Federal Reserve with much more reliable Magic 8 Ball
President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he plans to replace the Federal Reserve with a far more reliable and trustworthy...
BREAKING: Dems cheer Laken Riley’s murder As ‘A very, very late term abortion’
Democrats have been celebrating the conviction of Jose Ibarra for the murder of Laken Riley as "A Very, Very Late...
White House: Nuclear Armageddon was always a key part of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ agenda
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said today that nuclear Armageddon has always been a key part of President*...
California Election officials: ‘Count is taking so long because we’re waiting for people to die so that they can vote Democrat’
SACRAMENTO—California election officials have admitted that the counting process in their state is taking so long because they need to...
VIDEO: Genesius Times has gained exclusive video from hacker of Matt Gaetz engaging in sex trafficking and illicit drugs with minors
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, a video has surfaced that reportedly shows President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general nominee,...
BREAKING: Biden annexes Ukraine as 51st state of the Union in order to expedite WWIII
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has unilaterally annexed Ukraine and made it the 51st state of the...
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell blinks twice to indicate there will be no recess appointments in Trump’s new administration
Current Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell blinked twice in a recent interview to indicate that there will be no recess...
BREAKING: John Blasey Bolton claims Matt Gaetz sexually assaulted her at a party in the ’80s
California Professor John Blasey Bolton has accused Congressman Matt Gaetz of sexually assaulting him at a party in the 1980s....
