QUIZ: What Caused This—Nuclear Explosion or Diversity? (France Edition)
France is on fire again. City halls in flames, streets littered with burned cars, looted shops, and the usual “youths”...
Politics
Immigrants Issue Heartfelt Thanks to France for Its Inclusivity by Burning It to the Ground
PARIS — In what officials are calling a powerful testament to successful integration, large groups of recent arrivals have begun...
Ilhan Omar Spotted Fleeing United States in White Ford Bronco Driven by Brother-Husband
In a scene that struck many observers as both familiar and entirely expected, Representative Ilhan Omar was reportedly seen late...
Ilhan Omar Asks That You Not Share Her Mug Shot on Social Media
WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar issued a statement Tuesday requesting that the public refrain from circulating a recent mugshot in...
DNC Floats Harris-Buttigieg Ticket, Labels Them “Harri/Butt 2028”
WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are circulating a proposed 2028 presidential ticket pairing former Vice President Kamala Harris with...
Talarico Ends Campaign To Star In “One Flu Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”
AUSTIN, Texas — Democratic U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico announced Tuesday that he is ending his campaign to accept the...
Christa Pike Released From Hospital To Head Democratic National Committee
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Christa Pike, recently released from a local hospital following medical treatment, was appointed chair of the Democratic...
Local Leftist Takes Break From Celebrating All Immigrants to Condemn One Particular Immigrant
PORTLAND, Ore. — In a rare departure from her usual advocacy, community organizer Marisol Vargas paused her longstanding campaign of...
Fort Hood Shooter Requests the All-Female Execution Team from Tennessee for His Execution
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Nidal Hasan, the former Army major convicted of the 2009 Fort Hood mass shooting, has formally requested...
James Talarico Denies His Mental Breakdown Was Caused by His Monkeypox
AUSTIN, Texas — U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico on Sunday rejected suggestions that a severe case of monkeypox had impaired...
