Biden awards AOC the Purple Heart for her bravery in the War of January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden awarded Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) the prestigious Purple Heart medal for her
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BREAKING: Pentagon confirms alien sightings in and around Chicago
WASHINGTON, DC—The Pentagon confirmed today that there have been legitimate sightings of aliens in and
Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual “Nineteen Eighty-Four”
Biden orders flags flown at half-staff for all the folks who didn’t die after states reopened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden ordered flags to be flown at half-staff today to honor all the
CDC: ‘You must trust the science that will be completely different 2 weeks from now’
ATLANTA—The nation’s top health expert, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said on Genesius Times’s “This Week’s
Biden/Harris release new campaign logo
WASHINGTON, DC—There’s no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a
Biden addresses gas lines by sending in world class musicians
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Here are 7 ways to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is as old as American pie. OK, maybe not that old, but
BREAKING: Hamas hires Ilhan Omar as new spokesman
GAZA—Hamas announced today that it’s hiring Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Palestine) as its new spokesman. She’ll
Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden’s popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North