‘$3 Gas is Outrageous!’ Says Woman Happy To Pay $5 Under Biden
Local resident Cora Upshin, a dedicated Democrat and self-described "principled consumer," took to X this week to voice her profound...
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AOC congratulates Cuba on achieving Net Zero with recent blackouts
In a groundbreaking development hailed by progressive climate advocates, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) today issued a statement congratulating the Republic...
Sen Thune to filibuster himself bringing the SAVE America Act to the floor
In a stunning display of Senate leadership, Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) has announced plans to single-handedly filibuster his own...
2026 Oscars replaced with 2 hours of sustained yelling at a picture of Donald Trump
In a move that even the most jaded Academy voters are calling “pure, unadulterated Oceania chic,” the Motion Picture Academy...
BREAKING: Iranian sleeper cell located in Congress
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bombshell revelation that has rocked the Capitol and ignited fevered speculation, a clandestine Iranian sleeper cell has...
GOP Offers ‘Hybrid Filibuster’ for SAVE Act Allowing Democrats to Talk Out of Their Mouths and Their Asses
WASHINGTON — In a rare display of intra-party creativity, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) has quietly persuaded Senate Majority Leader John...
Gov Newsom Bans Iranian Terrorists from Destroying California: ‘Don’t Worry. I Got This’
SACRAMENTO — In a bold move to protect the Golden State's monopoly on high-stakes political theater, Governor Gavin Newsom signed...
Thune Unveils Bold Alternative to Stalled SAVE America Act: The SAVE FACE WHILE SCREWING AMERICA FOREVER Act
WASHINGTON — With the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) America Act now officially stuck in legislative purgatory for the third...
FACT CHECK: Ben Shapiro’s Eyebrows Grow in Direct Proportion to Number of Bombs Dropped in the Middle East
In a groundbreaking peer-reviewed study, researchers at the Institute for Things That Sound About Right have confirmed what internet commentators...
Don’t Let Trump Cheat in the Midterms – Demand Congress Pass the SAVE America Voter ID Act!
In these dire days, as the specter of authoritarianism engulfs our beleaguered republic, we must face a chilling reality: Donald...
